“Could you get me that green pepper from the crisper and by the way my boss promoted the water cooler to management today, and then said I looked like a walking poo […]
Saying that while it is no surprise to learn hate groups are alive and well right here in Canada, a spokesperson for the Prime Minister’s Office today stated that what is almost […]
“We’re here to promote Canadian Values,” said anti-immigration protest organizer John Munschies as he waved a flag emblazoned with an elderly couple flying south for the winter. “And I have to say […]
“It’s going to start behind my ear, see? Right there. Going to be better than Edward Norton’s. Which was fake by the way.” Recently fired White House chief strategist Steve Bannon has […]
“We just thought it was some sort of mall, or complex social experiment gone horribly wrong,” says Brenda Kettler, resident of Kelowna, BC, reliving her recent unintentional voyage onboard the Steaming Pile Of […]
It comes in white, really white, and alt white; and is being advertised as able to cover up even the most unsightly of opinions. Just in time for this fall’s intolerance season, […]
Saying they were doing it for their grand-models, and their grand-models grand-models, in a historic vote automobiles around the world have today decided to eliminate all people from the roads by the […]
Things got awkward at the White House early Monday morning, as chief strategist Steve Bannon – the first tumour in history to achieve self-propulsion – stumbled upon Donald Trump wearing a black […]
“As an attention getter it can’t be beat,” said white nationalist Mac Asswards late last night in Charlottesville, Virginia, as he fumbled around in a thicket of bushes on the outskirts of […]
“The guy is a lunatic. He’s dangerous, He’s out of control, and he’s a fool if he think he can go up against this great nation and come away without being reduced […]
