“I simply told Ms. Sanders that I was sorry but we have a strict no asshole-enabling policy at this location,” said the owner of the Red Hen restaurant in Lexington, Virginia, who […]
This is an essay I wrote in the fall of 2016. Although it isn’t satire, I’m sharing it here partly because it’s about why we write (including satirically), and partly in an attempt […]
After incoming Ontario Premier Doug Ford said that he is unlikely to attend this weekend’s Toronto Pride Parade – due to the fact the police aren’t participating this year, he really has […]
In the wake of Melania Trump choosing to wear a jacket that said ‘I really don’t care, do u?’ on her way to meet with children who are currently living a nightmare […]
Saying they could think of no better place to host the United Nations new headquarters – other than in Barack Obama’s office, just to stir the pot – Canada today announced that […]
A Canadian man has been fined 500 friends ever wanting to be seen in public with him, after being caught trying to smuggle a fresh new pair of have-you-no-taste, I-don’t-care-if-they’re-good-for-you, you-look-ridiculous, five-toed […]
Faced with hard questions over whether the United States is going to continue to align itself with the worst elements of the world’s most heinous tendencies, by separating children from their families, […]
Destination Canada has released a new commercial, aimed at American consumers who may be unsure just what to make of their northern neighbours in these fearfulsomenessest times. The ad opens quietly, with […]
“I never knew my dad,” Harry says, looking out across a large field of milkweed, catching his breath after a three-generation flight. “Because, you know, I’m a monarch butterfly, and we have […]
In their relentless search for firsts, the United States has today admitted that the 2,000 children separated from their parents at the border by American officials over the last six weeks, fall […]
