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Area Man Cannot Stop Talking About How Media Cannot Stop Talking About Elbowgate

Conservative estimates indicate that three out of four sentences Aldwin Eldas has said in the last 24 hours have had the words Trudeau, elbow, Brosseau, what’s, the, big, old, and deal, in them.

“I just don’t get the obsession.” Says Mr. Gupta, idly monitoring Facebook, Twitter, and a comment he made on a CBC.ca article for likes, retweets and shares of his repeated statements of disdain for the repetitious frenzy surrounding, as he puts it, “a total non-news event.”

“A guy lost his temper, did something dumb, and then apologized. End of story. We get it. End of story. We get it.” He continues, eyes glazing over and a hint of foam forming in the corner of his mouth. “Media. Find something better to talk about. Going over it and over it. Over it and over it. Over it and over it.”

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