The Trudeau government has today announced that the US Embassy location will be shifted “a few blocks north of its present location in Ottawa. To Baffin Island.”
The Liberals claim that the timing of this announcement, alongside swirling rumours that Sarah Palin is close to being named the new US Ambassador to Canada, is coincidental.
“Absolutely not related,” said a spokesperson for the PMO. “As is our request that the US Embassy become a monastery, in which those who live there undertake vows of silence that last four years. Sarah who?”
Reached for comment Trump is said to have asked to be shown where Baffin Island is. When shown on a map, he agreed this was a more than acceptable location for Mrs. Palin.