“Zero,” said Canadian Minister of Health Patty Hajdu, speaking to reporters via video conference from her home. “The total number of people in Canada who are currently homesick is zero. We have, […]
As Canadians attempted to process the horrible news that one of the Snowbird planes had crashed over Kamloops, birds across the nation were seen engaging in an unusual flying formation. One in […]
Carrying on a trend that started 4.6 billion years ago, and is expected to endure for at least another 20 billion fiscal quarters, the energy blasting towards Earth in an unbroken stream from […]
Even as the number of people who have contracted the coronavirus passed the 2 million mark yesterday, a new figure of tribulation emerged amongst the grim flood of trials the world is […]
It’s been 170 years since the British discovered the prime meridian (starting point of all lines of longitude on Earth) conveniently located over their capital city, but no one currently alive has […]
As calls in many nations grow to reopen the economy as quickly as possible – curves, consequences, and transmission rates be damned – support for the initiative has come from a not-unexpected […]
As dragons continue to return to England, Zambonis to the frozen lakes of Canada, and wild toy poodles to the streets of Los Angeles, another sign has emerged that while humans quarantine, […]
Global holiday experts, known as “the employed” in most countries, have today agreed that the timing of this year’s Easter weekend “is a direct and pointed insult to anyone who has in […]
In new guidance released today, WHO Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus took the unusual step of telling the anxious residents of planet Earth to limit their many apprehensions and concerns to only those that […]
Zoo animals have collectively confessed they are finding it difficult to sympathize with the current plight of many humans, as their bipedal captors attempt to mitigate the effects of a global pandemic […]
