After nearly 15 minutes of watching his satellite-connected watch climb to one bar of charge, Toronto resident Guy Mitchell is just about ready to set out on his daily sojourn with mankind’s […]
Looking out over his backyard, the wooden planks of the deck pleasantly warming the soles of his bare feet, Geoffrey Rhodes draws in a deep breath of fresh, mid-July air, and then […]
“Look, I feel for the guy,” says eleven-year-old Jimmy DeShields, speaking about the former star player, affectionately known around the house as ‘Dad,’ who was quietly placed on waivers on Friday afternoon […]
It happened mid-morning, as former president Jimmy Carter was casually reaching for a fresh box of nails while working on a Habitat for Humanity home in Winnipeg, Canada – a four week […]
“Ah. Ha. Ha. Ha,” the best men’s tennis player of a generation responds when asked why there is a grease nipple on the inside of each of his elbows, his unblinking eyes […]
***Satire*** “Leeaaan on me,” Bryan Adams belts into a hanging microphone in an emotional cover of the Bill Withers classic, the sweat pouring down his forehead mingling with the tears of compassion […]
“It is. A. Little. Confusing,” the medium-sized perch admitted between gasps and involuntary convulsions on the wooden dock, as the man who had just waited three hours to pull it out of […]
***Warning: Satire*** “I was pretty good at basketball,” Omar Khadr says a little ruefully, looking out the window of an Edmonton apartment, “That might have been an easier way to go. But […]
In a speech to be given today in Warsaw, Poland, Donald Trump plans to pose what he feels is the defining question of our time: Did you see him in The Apprentice? […]
“Results so far have been excellent,” Says Ernie Enbert, a guy who does a job at a place that makes things that help other people make other things that help people do […]
