It’s Orange Shirt Day in Canada, when we remember the Indigenous children who were sent to residential schools. For followers of this website unfamiliar with the subject or its details: Starting in […]
Orange Shirt Day
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Trudeau Announces Plans To Honour Greta Thunberg By Naming Pipeline After Her
Immediately following a meeting with climate activist Greta Thunberg on the periphery of the Montreal Climate March, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau made a bold, unexpected, but notably on-brand announcement. “In honour […]
Legal Experts Say It’s Unlikely The 62,984,825 People Who Voted For Trump Can Also Be Impeached
In a stunning blow to Democrats, and the prospects for progress of our generation in general, legal experts in the United States have expressed doubts that the 62 million people who chose […]
Scientists In Antarctica Discover Long Line Of Obese Dinosaurs Trapped In Their SUVs
Scientists taking core samples at a remote location in Antartica have made a shocking – but probably not significant – discovery: Dinosaurs. Obese ones. Trapped in SUVs with just one dino driver […]
Setting Aside Differences, Cats And Dogs Agree To Battle Climate Change By Eating Their Owners
In an extraordinary move following centuries of fighting like people and people, cats and dogs today announced that they have ratified an agreement to battle the global scourge of climate change in […]
Would-Be School Shooter Stopped After Police Discover He’s Stockpiling Snacks Containing Nuts
A small town in Indiana has been spared an utterly avoidable disaster this week, after local police intercepted a potential school shooter. The SWAT-assisted takedown occurred after a neighbour tipped the authorities […]
In First Speech As PM Boris Johnson Promises To Save UK From Calamity Created By Boris Johnson
LONDON – In perhaps the most moving speech ever given in a chamber that has faced some of the most fearsome and ferocious challenges a nation has ever stared down, Boris Johnson […]
A Belonging
I remember when Somalian refugees began arriving in Toronto in the early 90’s, as a civil war rendered their home nation dangerous and uncertain, and no place for families to live – […]
Report: Less Than 4% Of All Aliens Arriving On Earth In 2019 Asked To Be Taken To A Leader
A new study published by the Canadian Institute For Taking Your Protein Pills And Putting Your Helmet On, has revealed a shocking statistic: fewer than one out of every twenty extraterrestrials who […]
Following Christ’s Example, Pence Observes Poor From Behind Barrier And Escorted By Armed Guards
Adding his name to the long list of great men and women who have followed in the selfless footsteps of Jesus, U.S. Vice President Mike Pence yesterday bore witness to Christ’s enduring […]
