DIVIDENDER – Despite local concerns that the new forest might attract birds, deer, and some level of appreciation for the planet as a living entity unto itself that was here long before […]
CHURONNO – As they took to madly celebrating their first basketball championship, the remote northern nation of Canada (pronounced KAAN-AH-DAH) has immediately made one thing absolutely clear: This time, they are not […]
I’ve posted video updates on Facebook before, but never on here. So for those of you not on that medium, here’s a look at the shed as I wrap things up in […]
LONDON – After less than three minutes of attempting to speak what he referred to as “some weird form of American,” U.S. President Donald Trump promptly summoned the services of a translator […]
Primal screams filled the usually muted environs of Buckingham Castle’s western greeting hall, as the Queen, in camouflage exercise tights, and a black sweatshirt with bold pink letters reading “Nasty Majesty,” worked […]
It towers over the surrounding countryside, a tor of trash, rising 9506m (31,187 ft) into a clear blue sky. The jet stream pulls at its peak, blowing plastic bags, diapers, and take-out […]
If there’s one thing that still continues to surprise me about this page, it’s the sheer decency of the people who follow it. Thank you all for taking the time to write […]
As someone who has spent most of my adult life travelling and working abroad, if I know about anything, it’s goodbyes. And the constant of change. Both of which I still […]
ALL THE WORLD (A STAGE) – “What is this shit?” It’s a question that billions of people have asked themselves over the past 36 months, as they watched ever-stranger characters being paraded […]
In a move as unexpected as it is disturbingly necessary, Canada’s flagship carrier today announced that it would begin operating humanitarian flights between man-state Alabama, and Toronto’s Pearson International Airport. The flights […]
