The annual Conservative Party of Canada’s summer camp play, intended to be a spirited rendition of Arthur Miller’s Death of a Salesman, has been cancelled following Stephen Harper’s refusal to stick to his […]
“Yes, it’s a little concerning, I’m not going to lie,” said Horatio Humpback, an imposing, barnacle-encrusted mammal who likes krill, Gulf Streams, and politicians who tell it like it is, in response […]
After coming under pressure from the United States at the recent NATO summit to substantially increase the size of our nation’s military, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today authorized Minister of National Defence […]
In the second-most dramatic reversal of one of his statements this week, and by far more believable example of a misspeak, United Plates Precedent Roland Stump ass sled bee laid a mistake […]
Saying he didn’t revolutionize selling stuff in malls to simply sit on the sidelines while ‘experts’ rescue ‘children’ from a ‘seemingly impossible situation,’ Elon Musk looked on today as his team of […]
The world needs wonder no longer what exactly went on in the freighted, closed doors meeting in Helsinki today, when Vladimir “The Cake Charmer” Putin, and Donald “The Great White Misanthrope” Trump, […]
While the citizens of France party in the streets, celebrating a road to World Cup victory that included six wins and a draw, Canada notched yet another global soccer tournament without a […]
Treated to a performance by the London Symphony Orchestra this evening, following a delightful dinner of burger à la cheese, and roast pizza under box, U.S. President Donald Trump wasted no time […]
Saying that they have received unconfirmed, uncorroborated reports that a group of revenge-motivated voters have elected the first complete nincompoop in Ontario history, Toronto Police fanned out across the city today in […]
The Ontario PC party today encountered an unexpected wrinkle in their stated plan to return this province to a sexual education curriculum that pre-dates home computing, this century, the iron lung, and […]
