A new study published by the Canadian Institute For Taking Your Protein Pills And Putting Your Helmet On, has revealed a shocking statistic: fewer than one out of every twenty extraterrestrials who […]
Adding his name to the long list of great men and women who have followed in the selfless footsteps of Jesus, U.S. Vice President Mike Pence yesterday bore witness to Christ’s enduring […]
“I think there comes a time in every athlete’s career that you have to look deep into your heart and ask yourself, ‘How much do I not want to see that asshole […]
As the fireworks detonated in humid night skies across an improbably large, disparate, and yet deeply ardent nation, Canadians gathered in the common spaces. Those same spaces created by much-debated tax dollars, […]
MIAMI – Their shouts echoed off the ceiling of the modest convention center hall. They stomped their feet in time to the chant. People waved blue hats that read “Make America Not Hate […]
“Oh Jessie, you shouldn’t have,” said Wilma Nurcher, a Grade 3 teacher at Duckenrun Elementary School, in Wichita, Kansas, accepting yet another cellophane-wrapped gift basket of field dressings, tourniquets, and bullet clips […]
Reminiscent of nothing in particular, and certainly not the most poignant, resolute, triumphant, and tragic story written in the 20th century, a young girl in a detention centre in Clint, Texas has […]
DIVIDENDER – Despite local concerns that the new forest might attract birds, deer, and some level of appreciation for the planet as a living entity unto itself that was here long before […]
CHURONNO – As they took to madly celebrating their first basketball championship, the remote northern nation of Canada (pronounced KAAN-AH-DAH) has immediately made one thing absolutely clear: This time, they are not […]
I’ve posted video updates on Facebook before, but never on here. So for those of you not on that medium, here’s a look at the shed as I wrap things up in […]
