As the news that Megan Markle and Prince Harry intend to voluntarily give up some people’s dreams (being royals) to live everyone’s dream (being Canadian) began to spread, a particularly noxious noise […]
Brace yourselves Canada. Tim Hortons – famous for selling litres of hot asswater, boxes of stale sugar pucks, and soups that are old enough to vote (all brought to you by an […]
“Sure I could just send an email, or descend from heaven in a blaze of light, smiting people left and right until I get some Me-damned attention around here,” says Jehovah The […]
Less than an hour after U.S. President Donald Trump paused between dessert courses at Mar-a-Lago to order a lethal air strike on an Iranian general last night, Staff Sergeant Treble Duaters was […]
CANBERRA – A local Australian man, trapped in a raging inferno inside a warehouse, has been accused of playing politics by others cornered by the fire, when he pointed out that countless […]
As the largest human civilization in the history of the planet burns its way into a new year, like passengers on a ship in the middle of the ocean torching the vessel’s […]
“The Canadians are laughing at us, I repeat, the Canadians are laughing at us,” came the voice over the PA system at a top secret American base, as the US scrambled to contain […]
This holiday season, as you gather with your most loved and hated ones to celebrate the 2019th anniversary of a particularly bright supernova leading to some interesting conclusions by a few bored […]
Saying he was just heading out to collect “Pompeo and Pence and take them for a little drive through the country. To another country,” U.S. President Donald Trump was spotted today climbing […]
Following a leak earlier this week of the next Scottish referendum question (“Should we not just fuck right off with Iceland, Greenland, and Canada, and form an alliance of The Fecking Sane? Aye […]
