Primal screams filled the usually muted environs of Buckingham Castle’s western greeting hall, as the Queen, in camouflage exercise tights, and a black sweatshirt with bold pink letters reading “Nasty Majesty,” worked […]
It towers over the surrounding countryside, a tor of trash, rising 9506m (31,187 ft) into a clear blue sky. The jet stream pulls at its peak, blowing plastic bags, diapers, and take-out […]
If there’s one thing that still continues to surprise me about this page, it’s the sheer decency of the people who follow it. Thank you all for taking the time to write […]
As someone who has spent most of my adult life travelling and working abroad, if I know about anything, it’s goodbyes. And the constant of change. Both of which I still […]
ALL THE WORLD (A STAGE) – “What is this shit?” It’s a question that billions of people have asked themselves over the past 36 months, as they watched ever-stranger characters being paraded […]
In a move as unexpected as it is disturbingly necessary, Canada’s flagship carrier today announced that it would begin operating humanitarian flights between man-state Alabama, and Toronto’s Pearson International Airport. The flights […]
“To the best of our knowledge, the sub-dialect of English Donald Trump uses has no equivalent for the words pardon, apology, rectify, or decency.” says Lincoln Abraham, a leading White-House-ologist who specializes […]
“It’s just an unusually high tide,” declared Maximus Denialus, a resident of the submerged city of Atlantis, as he made his 1,527th appearance as a pundit on the undersea city’s local Fox […]
It was an ending that (preternaturally gifted) local grocery store customer Tim McClutch says was never in any doubt. “You practice all of your life for these moments,” the consummate shopper said, […]
As the recent measles outbreak in the United States rose to levels not seen in 25 years – with over 700 people infected with the infectious illness, more commonly known as “the […]
