“It’s just an unusually high tide,” declared Maximus Denialus, a resident of the submerged city of Atlantis, as he made his 1,527th appearance as a pundit on the undersea city’s local Fox […]
It was an ending that (preternaturally gifted) local grocery store customer Tim McClutch says was never in any doubt. “You practice all of your life for these moments,” the consummate shopper said, […]
As the recent measles outbreak in the United States rose to levels not seen in 25 years – with over 700 people infected with the infectious illness, more commonly known as “the […]
“Early observations indicate it may well be the single most destructive animal we’ve yet encountered,” said Dr. Trey DeLightly, a scientist at the University of Toronto, and team leader of the group […]
After breaking out in a massive rash, and suddenly beginning to feel quite feverish, the planet Earth was today forced to inform its co-globes that it thought it might be coming down […]
PARIS – In a rare show of the unspoken unity that binds the world’s oldest edifices, dozens of architectural landmarks cancelled all viewing hours and made haste to France today, as they […]
In a final push to gain the approval of Albertan voters, Premier Rachel Notley today demanded that the RCMP investigate her for something, anything, just please find a reason to question her […]
PARTY TOWN – In a budget that will be remembered for Doug Ford’s making good on the key promise he made to the voters of Ontario during last year’s campaign to not […]
NEWARK – In a move that has been expected by everyone other than humans for quite some time, the rest of life on Earth today voted to do what has to be […]
Saying he felt that the lung-attacking bacteria had a lot of good ideas on how to defend people’s bodies from infection, President Donald Trump today appointed TB as the new director of […]
