“Lesser Germany, Minor France, and Greater Holland. Beauties all,” a scientist from Environment Canada intoned proudly into his headset, as he hovered in a Coast Guard helicopter above the three new countries […]
In a rare show of mercy from an insentient force that is primarily the result of mankind’s worst mistakes, global climate change today agreed to just hold off on the whole ‘hastening […]
After the disease made an unwelcome guest appearance on his show this evening, Jeopardy host Alex Trebek told the scourge of millions and reducer of lives that it was badly mistaken, and […]
After winning widespread praise from many embattled foreign leaders, Justin Trudeau was his usual modest self today, expressing feigned surprise when asked if his decision to hobble Canada – so as to […]
A new movement that is challenging the conventional science on the safety of vacuums is gaining steam amongst the generally sceptical world of Online Experts today, after claims that the common household […]
OTTAWA – In what appears to have been an unprecedented move, Canada’s ruling Liberal Party – who just this year completed the process of legalizing the use of recreational cannabis – yesterday […]
HANOI – “Rocky! We need to talk about the Canadians,” U.S. President Donald Trump said to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, wasting no time with pleasantries as he strode up to the […]
In a discovery that is shaking both physicists and politicians to their very cores, a pothole on a residential street in downtown Toronto has today opened to reveal something truly extraordinary: […]
Canada’s National Energy Board today ruled that the Trans Mountain pipeline is safe for the environment, as long as it follows the board’s 1,432 recommendations – the first of which stipulates that […]
In a worrying sign for the small handful of people who believe that “this” is the time the Catholic Church is actually going to take meaningful action to address sexual abuse in […]
