In a contest held by the horror specialists at Human Rights Watch, the U.S. Capitol Building was named the hands-down winner for most frightening House in America. It is the second time […]
“Wow. Did you see that guy?” one parent asked another, as they and their children moved as a raucous pack along a heavily decorated residential street in Toronto, midway through filling their […]
“Oh and look at this one, what a little dear, he even pasted on a fake wispy beard and drew some terrible tattoos on his arms. Here, have a full-sized Snickers and […]
Saying that he felt the Red Sox underperformed this year, and could have done much better had they been more ruthless on the field – and less concerned with making friends and […]
WASHINGTON, DC – “It could just be a blip in the data,” FBI Director Christopher Wray was quick to caution, in a hastily convened press conference in Washington, DC, as the United […]
On yet another slow news day in a world that continues to tick along with the efficiency of a British exit, the precision of an Italian far-right government, and the painless progress […]
After more than three weeks of discussions surrounding how Canada should respond to the extrajudicial killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi by the Saudi Arabian government, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today announced that […]
TORONTO – Speaking to a receptive audience of inanimate objects in a small broom closet in Queen’s Park earlier today, the Ontario PCs quietly announced their intention to sell off a small, […]
EL PASO – “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, it’s just like the story of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph,” shouted an excited Fox News host today, as he watched footage of a group of migrants […]
TORONTO – The Ontario PCs today announced that due to concerns regarding the amount of beer the average citizen of Ontario could conceivably purchase with a single hour’s worth of labour, they […]
