HANOI – “Rocky! We need to talk about the Canadians,” U.S. President Donald Trump said to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, wasting no time with pleasantries as he strode up to the […]
In a discovery that is shaking both physicists and politicians to their very cores, a pothole on a residential street in downtown Toronto has today opened to reveal something truly extraordinary: […]
Canada’s National Energy Board today ruled that the Trans Mountain pipeline is safe for the environment, as long as it follows the board’s 1,432 recommendations – the first of which stipulates that […]
In a worrying sign for the small handful of people who believe that “this” is the time the Catholic Church is actually going to take meaningful action to address sexual abuse in […]
TORONTO – Following yet another coating of solid, smooth, and lubricous ice falling on the already slicker-than-snot city of Toronto last night, the municipality – which exhausted its supply of salt midway […]
VANCOUVER – After years of labouring in the unrewarding, dead-end job of being a curable disease, hoping for some sort of breakthrough evolution that would allow it to regain its full epidemic […]
Following a late evening visit from the ghost of his father (and former prime minister) Pierre Trudeau, current PM Justin Trudeau says his dad’s spectre was as blunt as his earthly figure […]
19TH CENTURY – They’re travelling by buggy, brougham, cabriolet, and calash. Pulled by worthy teams of two, four, six, and even eight animals, the United Horse-Drawn Carriage Makers for Canada are braving […]
WASHINGTON – There were fireworks. The Blue Angels performed three flyovers. A tank did burnouts on the south lawn. Random men kissed unknown women in the streets, raising questions of consent. And children […]
“Yes it’s a bit of a cliché,” says Winnipeg resident Adam Tasteigh, gesturing towards a bright-red jacuzzi overflowing with fries, gravy, and cheese curd – a Valentine’s treat for his wife. “And […]
