Despite starting as a fairly minor fire – one that likely could have been easily contained had immediate action been taken – a raging inferno broke out today at the convention centre […]
“I can see the looks on their faces now,” Prime Minister Trudeau said, standing in line at Renewables ‘R’ Us, with a brand new, state-of-the-art, future-friendly wind farm; complete with real blades […]
In the latest setback for Canadian aerospace and transportation manufacturer Bombardier “You’ll Get It When You Get It” Incorporated, Via Rail has awarded the $989-million contract to modernize their aging rolling stock […]
In a terrible milestone for a global scourge, Apocalyptical Male Influenza (commonly known as ‘man flu’) has officially claimed its 1 billionth brave victim. Of this year. This, despite the frantic efforts […]
In an exclusive, the Out and Abouter has obtained an advanced copy of a report by the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States of America (First Edition), that reveals a startling […]
“I really can’t stay,” Ontario Premier Doug Ford reportedly said, attempting to excuse himself from today’s meeting with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, after receiving less than the full hour of speaking time […]
“Read the fine print!” Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer shouted in the House Of Commons today, as the Liberal Party recklessly barrelled on with their plan to sign a “non-legally binding cooperative framework […]
The first sign something was amiss was the ripple of murmurs, spreading through the crowd of thousands gathered at the U.S. Capitol Building today in Washington, to pay their final respects to […]
“My friends,” said Premier Doug Ford, addressing reporters outside his office in a tense exchange, after the news broke that an old friend of his was recently appointed head of the Ontario […]
In the latest sign that the Christmas Party’s multi-century hold on the reindeers of power at the North Pole may be beginning to slip, the upstart Elves First organization is demanding that […]
