In a hastily summoned news conference this afternoon, Premier Doug Ford had one simple question for the students across the province who walked out today in protest of his government’s return to […]
While being driven home through the wooded hills to the north of Washington D.C., after a long but successful of week of collecting the human bread crumbs that lead to the large […]
Saying that by 2020 over half of the province’s energy needs could be met by burning the “horribly restrictive laws that the people of Ontario didn’t vote for,” Premier Doug Ford became […]
In the second major breakthrough of the week for Raccoon NASA – the first being the discovery of a telescope in a dumpster behind a Walmart – the four-legged sky scavengers today […]
Saying it caused far too great a disturbance for a Monday night, or any other day of the week in a democratic nation, the City of Toronto today revoked the permit for […]
“I just can’t help but ask what kind of message we’re sending to the sexual assaulters of tomorrow, if we let something like this stop Brett Kavanaugh,” says Janine Blynders of Mist […]
In a sign of the determined, dogged, and deliberately detrimental leadership Ontarians can expect from their new government over the next four years, Premier Doug Ford announced on Friday that he will […]
As news broke this evening that the United States may deny entry to any Canadians who engage in the soon-to-be-legal practice of smoking marijuana – despite the U.S. itself having states that […]
“Folks. this is not a storm to mess with,” screamed Anderson Cooper into his microphone, as the hot air balloon he was broadcasting from was sucked once more into the reeling, unworldly […]
“All we can do now is pray that the good Lord spares us in ways we have not spared those who have travelled thousands of miles, under duress, to arrive at our […]
