In an attempt that they themselves admit is as cynical as it is necessary, 91 of the world’s leading climatologists today agreed to alter the name of climate change to “Illegal Temperature […]
In a move that would surprise no one, the long-ascendant container of accelerant that has come to symbolize the administration of U.S. President Donald Trump, Jerry Can, appears to be on the […]
CANADA – The results of a survey asking what Canadians think of the latest television drama from south of the border are in. And, unsurprisingly, they are not favourable. While the plucky […]
In the latest sign that the notwithstanding clause is possibly being used in ways other than that for which it was original intended, Prince Edward Island today declared it plans to name […]
Overwhelmed by the sheer volume of claims, theories, rumours, myths, and bald-faced, unvarnished lies now circulating a world that was supposed to be saved by the information age, but is instead drowning in […]
Reversing a longstanding policy of refusing to negotiate with people who struggle with basic math, Canada announced late last night that it has signed a new deal with Donald Trump – one […]
“America first,” U.S. President Donald Trump famously said 14,806 times in 2016, while campaigning to redecorate the Oval Office to match a gangster’s teeth. He said it when asked whether he’d like […]
The Republican senators to whom the difficult task of deciding which century the United States of America should inhabit in the year 2018, met today in a closed-doors, land-before-this-time, no-girls-allowed meeting earlier. And, […]
“Oh lord,” said Chrystia Freeland, as she and the rest of the Canadian delegation to the United Nations – including Prime Minister Trudeau – came upon one of New York’s less fortunate […]
NEW YORK – A relative unknown from Queens delivered a masterclass in political humour today, reducing a generally stuffy crowd at New York’s hottest new comedy club – the United Nations General Assembly – to fits of laughter at his hyperbolic jokes, and outlandish appearance.
