“My friends,” said Premier Doug Ford, addressing reporters outside his office in a tense exchange, after the news broke that an old friend of his was recently appointed head of the Ontario […]
In the latest sign that the Christmas Party’s multi-century hold on the reindeers of power at the North Pole may be beginning to slip, the upstart Elves First organization is demanding that […]
In a touching moment, held shortly after the Soyuz spacecraft successfully docked with the International Space Station at 12:33 PM EDT, Canadian astronaut David Saint-Jacques revealed the sentimental object he had brought […]
In a discovery that NASA is calling “probably not that important,” the InSight lander has reportedly unmarsed a hat on the red planet, where it recently arrived as part of an ongoing […]
OTTAWA – In a move that has caused widespread satisfaction amongst Canadians of all political stripes and leanings, the Trudeau Liberals today announced their intention to publicly reward Jared Kushner for his […]
“It’s a very minor form of the tear gas itself. It’s very safe.”~ U.S. President Donald Trump, discussing the tear-gassing of women and children at the border, a month before Christmas, 2018.~ It’s that time […]
Just a day after announcing they would be ceasing operations at five of their manufacturing plants – in favour of becoming a global symbol for the failings of capitalism – General Motors […]
VENUS – “I’m not saying I need an expedition every night or anything,” the opaque, spinning mystery of a planet says, as she glides silently along her arcing trajectory through space. Alone. […]
As the terrible news that General Motors intends to close all operations at their longstanding Oshawa plant broke, on a mild but dreary Sunday afternoon, Ontario Premier Doug Ford – who campaigned […]
In response to the Liberal government’s plan to push through legislation forcing Canada Post employees to immediately return to helping Amazon remain the wealthiest tech company in history, those same workers have […]
