The alarm goes off in the dark. Ted rolls over. It’s 5:30 AM. Time to get up. He’s training for a half-marathon. And no one’s going to know about it if he […]
“Well it’s confusing as all hell for starts,” says Rover, a German Shepherd from Winnipeg who describes himself as a ‘fiscal conservative, small c.’ “One minute Kellie Leitch is giving the signal […]
Sensing the needle on Donald Trump’s mental stability has shifted from ‘unsettled’ to ‘unhinged,’ a number of House Democrats hastily convened late Sunday night to put together a group letter begging Meryl […]
12:00 AM EST – Donald Trump accuses Obama of hiding his hairline for malicious purposes. 1:30 AM – North Korea launches first intercontinental ballistic dishwasher. Warns next time it will have dishes […]
***Satire*** “Yes, in retrospect John316 was a bit of an obvious password, I see that now,” Mike Pence admitted to his pastor in an emergency prayer session the United States Vice President […]
***Satire*** “I knew the sudden popularity was no flash-in-the-pan when I had to start having a friend pre-screen my Twitter mentions before I saw them,” Chloe Jones, author of the hugely […]
“He has been especially aggressive lately,” Jon Stuart, the head of White House Wildlife Rangers, admits as he peers carefully into a corner of the Oval Office. His eyes never leave a […]
Artist’s impression of an icy exoplanet we are not welcome on.
*** Satire*** The effects of climate change have now hit Canadians where it counts: the business of buying, selling, swapping, handing down, or forgetting you own, ice skates. “At this stage, we […]
***Satire*** It’s been nearly 24 hours since 5 men, all residents of the Greater Toronto Area, were last seen. Their equipment lies abandoned. A Tim Horton’s cup still sits in the backhoe […]
