***Satire*** Primal screams fill the usually muted environs of Buckingham Castle’s western greeting hall, as the Queen, in camouflage exercise tights, and a black sweatshirt with bold pink letters reading “Nasty Majesty,” […]
***Satire*** Following the planting, by popular demand, of a privacy hedge along the entire Canada-US border, concerns have been raised that it is not – as originally reported – two metres high. […]
***Satire*** “Look,” Kellie Leitch says, starting to sound exasperated, and continuing to sound like she is speaking through a kazoo, “I can’t control what lands on my pond, the banks of which […]
A hard demon to reach, Satan is also, apparently, not happy about all the assholes in the world speaking for him. “Nope. I wouldn’t say that. Not that either. No. Never.” He […]
It occurred as President Trump was preparing to sign yet another executive order late Sunday night, this one informing the earth it would no longer be allowed to spin without his express […]
***Satire, but only just*** Reeling in the wake of winning the US federal election, Donald Trump has ordered a no-holds-barred investigation into just how in any god’s name this was allowed to […]
Trudeau and Canada are seated at a table at Blink, the popular Calgary restaurant, and possible subconscious allusion to the speed with which the fortunes of a Prime Minister can change. The […]
***Satire.*** (No, you wouldn’t think that would be necessary. And yet) The order came down at 0630 this morning. Kellyanne Conway, fresh from not ever sleeping due to understandably vociferous inner demons, […]
***Satire*** “No. Neither of those.” Donald Trump says, as he brushes aside Melania’s tenth suggestion, and Ivanka’s fourteenth. “They’re both too dark. I don’t want people thinking this is a funeral or […]
“And we’re happy to pay for it,” say a united front of Canadian premiers, national leaders, mayors, citizens, and casual acquaintances, of the newly planted hedge that has sprung up seemingly […]
