“Siri, how many restaurants in a three kilometer radius of my current location serve gluten-free Cheetos?” A man asks his phone as he sets his Nest home thermostat to ‘Make Me Feel […]
There’s a somewhat-old Russian parable that has lately received many retellings in the Mother Land, accompanied by laughter at an excessive volume and much back-slapping. It’s about a man and a particular […]
A leaked script from Netflix’s infamous show Trump Grabs America By The Presidency has revealed that season one will end with James Comey testifying to the Senate Intelligence Committee that he and the […]
***Satire.*** “Look around you people,” Justin Trudeau said during an energetic interview on Live With Kelly And Ryan this morning. “You don’t see Ben Mulroney up here do you? Uh. No. Uh. […]
They sit at a red light, a distraught car and an unfeeling driver, one quietly leaking windshield washer fluid onto the hot asphalt, the other staring straight ahead with his jaw set. […]
“That’s a fail,” the woman behind the counter at the Drive Test Centre says cheerfully to the young man standing at the wicket, as he lifts his eyes from the vision tester. […]
In a private audience today between Justin Trudeau and the Pope, the leader of the Catholic church – and direct conduit to an increasingly old, reclusive God – regretfully informed the Canadian […]
A voting system that allows party members to select ‘other’ and make a suggestion, has led to the Conservative Party electing a decommissioned oil rig as their new leader. While journalists scrambled to […]
The curtains are drawn in the opulent hotel suite. The front desk has been asked to tape all incoming calls. The cult classic Over The Top, starring Sylvester Stallone at his line-mauling best, […]
The mayor’s office bristles with armed guards, wearing Tilley hats and khaki cargo shorts full of ammunition and trail mix. A van backfiring two blocks away sends a nervous, but situationally-aware ripple through […]
