***Satire*** Kevin O’Leary is looking at his hands. “Do you think they’re a little large?” He asks a visitor to his office, high above an American city, as he considers running for […]
Research Into Declining Attention Spans Called Off Due To Some Reason That Didn’t Have A Visual Aid Or Catchphrase.
For some reason or other a team of researchers who might have been psychologists from Belgium or possibly sociologists from Belize, either cancelled or postponed their study into the declining attention […]
Parents Concerned Lower Speed Limits Would Affect Their Ability To Speed Home To Prevent Their Children From Walking Along Streets Full Of Crazy Drivers.
***Satire*** Calls to lower the speed limit across the City of Toronto from ‘Usually Fatal’ to ’50/50,’ are being met with resistance from a wide array of speedsters; libertarians; overbooked parents; and […]
Being Kicked In The Groin Ruled Ineligible For TIME Person Of The Year, Award Instead Goes To Trump.
***Satire*** “This year presented a number of challenges,” revealed TIME magazine’s Editor-In-Chief, Jim Sawchuck, discussing his magazine’s selection for Person of The Year, “Is getting punched in the nose worse than being […]
***Satire*** An Out And Abouter special investigation has revealed that on the night of the U.S. federal election, shortly after 3:00 AM EST, as Donald Trump was riding Jared Kushner’s shoulders around his […]
***Satire*** More than 45 years after he wrote his bet on the back of a highly classified dossier, John Smith is finally collecting on his guess as to how Fidel Castro would […]
***The following is satire. Fiction. Not True.*** Market watchers expect to see unprecedented numbers of the ‘KKK Klansman, Jubilee Edition’ dolls selling this coming Christmas, harnessing the purchasing power of racist America, […]
I realize the followers of this site are few, and the impact small, if even detectable. If posts from The Onion cause online earthquakes, the most noise this little page has ever […]
“Forsooth, my good man,” says Colonel Jim McAfferty, former above-ground resident of Albany, New York, and now leader of the Dead Democrats for Change Foundation. “I most certainly will be tumbling in […]
A homeless man who broke into a storefront art gallery in Tribeca, New York, and then fell asleep on the floor, has been purchased for a record sum following a rampant bidding […]