Saying he really wasn’t that busy anyway, U.S. President Donald Trump today announced that he will henceforward personally vet all applicants looking to enter the United States via the southern border, with […]
With U.S. President Donald Trump having proved to be an intolerable intolerant to the majority of Americans, and a growing liability to the rest – who prefer their systemic racism and bigotry […]
With Kanye West vacationing in Yeezworld, his Motorola out of battery, and all of his nation’s traditional allies screening the White House’s landline, U.S. President Donald Trump was today forced to seek […]
In a stunning rebuke of the 46th best president in American history, the United States’ northern neighbour shattered numerous crowdsourcing records today, when it raised billions and billions and billions of dollars […]
It began just before noon today, as the U.S. government moved swiftly to alert the nation that 1,503 children have been missing since last year. Because the U.S government separated them from […]
As billions of people around the world prepared to gorge themselves this weekend on molten fructose and handfuls of chocolate eggs – cleverly wrapped in thin pieces of metal to prevent you […]
