A look of panic passed through the House of Commons today, as Andrew Scheer took advantage of Prime Minister’s Trudeau’s absence – as the PM attends a meeting of Commonwealth leaders in […]
“Twas a dark and stormy night when a man of haunted expression, who had clearly never found cause nor reason to lift a razor to his youthful countenance, stumbled across the threshold […]
“Y’know, most people fixate on the stars, and the infinite scale of the universe when they stare up at the night sky,” says federal Finance Minister, Bill Morneau, out for a late […]
“Good news Bibi,” Benjamin Netanyahu’s chief strategist told the Prime Minister of Israel this morning, as they arrived at the ‘Canadian’ section of their daily debrief, immediately following their review of yesterday’s […]
A worldwide shortage of thoughts and prayers may leave us with no choice but to actually do something by as early as January 2019, researchers are warning, after a recent study revealed […]
The Ontario Provincial Police today announced an unexpected breakthrough in the search for an accurate test for marijuana impairment: asking a driver if they think Doug Ford should be in charge of […]
“All in favour of voting to vote for who gets to vote for who will be eligible to vote in our upcoming decision on who should answer the door, say ‘June the […]
Moments after his campaign bus slowly came to a stop in front of Washington’s Capitol Building, the words “Happily Ever NAFTA” emblazoned down the side of the blue and white coach, Andrew Scheer […]
“Merry Christmas!” The CPC-issued seasonal cards wish their supporters before continuing breathlessly on, “Or it would be if it hadn’t been ruined by Liberal overspending, ethics breaches, an ice rink how dare […]
In a follicle-quivering moment in parliament today, Harjit Sajjan, the Minister of National Defence – and Canada’s reigning Chin Bristles champion of six years running – rose and dropped a metaphorical shaving-cream […]
