With little fanfare, Andrew Scheer today quietly tasked Hamish Marshall – head of his campaign to not let Stephen Harper down in the coming election – with dismantling the Conservative improv troupe […]
As Dee Fynn – a baker at the Halifax Convention Centre – tells it, he was just looking for somewhere quiet to make a quick phone call on his midday break, when […]
The annual Conservative Party of Canada’s summer camp play, intended to be a spirited rendition of Arthur Miller’s Death of a Salesman, has been cancelled following Stephen Harper’s refusal to stick to his […]
In the latest example that he will not be out maneuvered by the Conservative Party of Canada, Prime Minster Trudeau has today gone on the attack. Against Prime Minister Trudeau. “It’s […]
Moments after his campaign bus slowly came to a stop in front of Washington’s Capitol Building, the words “Happily Ever NAFTA” emblazoned down the side of the blue and white coach, Andrew Scheer […]
“Merry Christmas!” The CPC-issued seasonal cards wish their supporters before continuing breathlessly on, “Or it would be if it hadn’t been ruined by Liberal overspending, ethics breaches, an ice rink how dare […]
“I’m just getting back to the real me,” said Andrew Scheer as he made his way up the steps to the House of Commons this morning in Ottawa, running his fingers through […]
A voting system that allows party members to select ‘other’ and make a suggestion, has led to the Conservative Party electing a decommissioned oil rig as their new leader. While journalists scrambled to […]
***Satire*** “Yes, I was surprised there weren’t any calisthenics, chirpy interviews of local wildlife, or eating of scrambled eggs and salmon.” Kellie Leitch has now said, having been pressed to explain her […]
***Satire*** “Look,” Kellie Leitch says, starting to sound exasperated, and continuing to sound like she is speaking through a kazoo, “I can’t control what lands on my pond, the banks of which […]
