TORONTO – “The hell you mean I see this stuff every year?” asked Rudy, a mature chocolate Lab who has lived in Canada his entire life, as he leapt frantically in the […]
Dog Who Has Seen Snow Before Confirms He Has Never Seen Snow Before
Corgis Gone, Queen Reluctantly Agrees To Take Boris Johnson For Walkies
Before we begin, let us take a moment to remember the Queen’s Corgis, who remained humble to the end despite being the prized pets of the British royal family, because: they were […]
94% Of Canadians Admit Their Retirement Plans Rest On A Pet Becoming A Viral Sensation
As more and more Canadians sacrifice their savings for unusable Air Miles points and mortgages they intend to bequeath to their children, business analysts have noticed a novel – if disturbing – […]
