The plot to change Ontario’s licence plates from the longstanding slogan of “Yours to Discover” to the creepy-grin-from-a-used-car-salesman-inspired “Open for Business,” has taken a new twist, after a batch of 10,000 license […]
“Jobs. Jobs. Jobs,” said Ontario Premier Doug Ford today, as he unveiled his government’s plans to put school children to work as croupiers, bartenders, bouncers, brew masters, and beer truck drivers. […]
Following years of university bound students from Ontario’s better-off families having to forego such necessities as a panoramic moonroof in the luxury vehicle their parents gifted to them – after their private […]
Following the resounding success of their defunding the Ontario College of Midwives, programs for at-risk youths, and firemen giving out stickers to excited kids (the last measure saving a staggering $14 province-wide) […]
“My friends,” said Premier Doug Ford, addressing reporters outside his office in a tense exchange, after the news broke that an old friend of his was recently appointed head of the Ontario […]
As the terrible news that General Motors intends to close all operations at their longstanding Oshawa plant broke, on a mild but dreary Sunday afternoon, Ontario Premier Doug Ford – who campaigned […]
An in-depth investigation by The Out And Abouter has revealed that two of Canada’s foremost deniers of looking out the window have gone in together on a tropical getaway on Baffin Island. In the […]
TORONTO – Using an electoral mechanism known as the Notwithstand This Clause Bucko, the citizens of Toronto have tonight made the most of their curtailed municipal election, appointing Jennifer Keesmaat to […]
“Just another example of this government working to put wins back in the pockets of hard working Ontarians,” said Premier Doug Ford, speaking from a booth at a Boston Pizza last night, […]
Saying that he takes thousands of pictures with opportunistic beasts of yore prowling at the entrances to a dark underworld, this morning Premier Doug Ford again doubled down on his explanation for […]
