An in-depth investigation by The Out And Abouter has revealed that two of Canada’s foremost deniers of looking out the window have gone in together on a tropical getaway on Baffin Island. In the […]
TORONTO – Using an electoral mechanism known as the Notwithstand This Clause Bucko, the citizens of Toronto have tonight made the most of their curtailed municipal election, appointing Jennifer Keesmaat to […]
“Just another example of this government working to put wins back in the pockets of hard working Ontarians,” said Premier Doug Ford, speaking from a booth at a Boston Pizza last night, […]
Saying that he takes thousands of pictures with opportunistic beasts of yore prowling at the entrances to a dark underworld, this morning Premier Doug Ford again doubled down on his explanation for […]
In a hastily summoned news conference this afternoon, Premier Doug Ford had one simple question for the students across the province who walked out today in protest of his government’s return to […]
Saying that by 2020 over half of the province’s energy needs could be met by burning the “horribly restrictive laws that the people of Ontario didn’t vote for,” Premier Doug Ford became […]
Saying it caused far too great a disturbance for a Monday night, or any other day of the week in a democratic nation, the City of Toronto today revoked the permit for […]
In a sign of the determined, dogged, and deliberately detrimental leadership Ontarians can expect from their new government over the next four years, Premier Doug Ford announced on Friday that he will […]
“Show me where it says I have to wear anything at all,” the premier of Ontario is said to have demanded this morning, before proceeding to undo his zip, drop trou, and […]
QUEEN’S PARK – As Doug Ford moved to use the notwithstanding clause to make himself the first premier of Toronto, there was just one question left on the minds of all those […]
