In an effort to streamline the process for would-be immigrants from Africa and the Middle East – who dream of moving to Europe to become full second-class citizens while being told to […]
“At first I was afraid,” says Angela Merkel, “I was petrified. Kept thinking we could never live without them by our side. But then we spent two minutes thinking how they did us wrong. And we grew strong. And we learned how to get along.
Continuing to look as surprised as everyone else on earth, Boris Johnson emerged from his Ostrich Pillow (pictured) this evening to take yet more questions on the future of Britain, and was […]