“No no no no no no no,” a coffee cup in Markham, Ontario said in growing desperation early this morning, as the man who had just purchased him and his contents of […]
Some tens of thousands of years too late for the billions of people who have died at the hands of other people attempting to sate their thirst for cruelty, God has finally […]
As has become the norm for the administration of the 45th president of the United States, there was little to report today from the White House. The well-oiled wheels of this […]
“Let me put it this way. Any possible issue you are currently worried about is now just a few days away from being atomized,” The Grim Reaper asteroid, yet to be detected […]
Saying that the little-visited, but oft-referenced, atoll in the South Pacific had been vacant for over six months, China today moved its navy to surround The Moral High Ground Islands, left untended […]
Gnat Unsure What To Feel After Losing Entire Family, Mating Eighty Times, And Fathering 1100 Children In Just 45 seconds.
Taking a split-second away from the swarm of insects circling in a tight ball above a suburban street somewhere in Canada, Norman Gnat is trying to collect his thoughts on what the […]
Through a varied but grindingly routine pattern of consume-then-earn, consume-then-earn, read a worrisome article about the current state of the world, anxiety-eat a loaf of brownie, then back to earning (or trying […]