After winning widespread praise from many embattled foreign leaders, Justin Trudeau was his usual modest self today, expressing feigned surprise when asked if his decision to hobble Canada – so as to […]
The world needs wonder no longer what exactly went on in the freighted, closed doors meeting in Helsinki today, when Vladimir “The Cake Charmer” Putin, and Donald “The Great White Misanthrope” Trump, […]
In an ascendant moment for Russia, Earth, and indeed the universe as we know it, Radioactive Man – aka Vlad the Mir of all the Putins – was given his fourth infinity […]
We interrupt your regularly scheduled satire to bring you breaking news from the Moscow, where Vladimir Putin has been rushed to hospital with inexplicably violent palpitations of his face and stomach. We […]
Despite the race still being more than nine months away, Vladimir Putin, president of what remains of the once-great USSR, today stated that he has decided to enter the Moscow Marathon in […]
