WASHINGTON – There were fireworks. The Blue Angels performed three flyovers. A tank did burnouts on the south lawn. Random men kissed unknown women in the streets, raising questions of consent. And children […]
“Yes it’s a bit of a cliché,” says Winnipeg resident Adam Tasteigh, gesturing towards a bright-red jacuzzi overflowing with fries, gravy, and cheese curd – a Valentine’s treat for his wife. “And […]
A single, cold drop of hydraulic fluid trickled out from beneath one of the Curiosity rover’s hazard avoidance cameras earlier today, as the NASA exploration vehicle took in the news that after […]
In the wake of Jody Wilson-Raybould’s resignation from the Liberal party over her concerns that Justin Trudeau is less prime and more minister than originally advertised, Andrew Scheer has penny-loafed into the […]
“Sir,” said an officer in the United States Centre For Watching Every Move Those Shifty Snow Communists Make, housed in an old football stadium in Buffalo, New York. “Sir? You’d better come […]
Taking time out of running arguably the most successful nation in history into the ground, through a combination of cannibalistic policies and intercontinental ballistic idiocy, U.S. President Donald Trump today warned that […]
“I’ll be riiiiiiggght baaaaaack,” said Che Herezade to his friends, shouting over the cover band’s not-very-good but at least extremely loud version of Radiohead’s Creep. “I’m just. Going. Tothebathrooooooom.” His friends, who […]
“This prime minister has shown time and time again that when dealing with the elemental, unbending forces of our universe, he is either incapable, or uninterested, in negotiating the best possible deal […]
With little fanfare, Andrew Scheer today quietly tasked Hamish Marshall – head of his campaign to not let Stephen Harper down in the coming election – with dismantling the Conservative improv troupe […]
“I guess when you’re still learning the game, an extra down every ten yards is really helpful,” said George Guffin, of Saskatoon, as he exited an area grocery store with an armful […]
