With the Blue Jays ready to launch their 42nd campaign tomorrow, against the New York Yankees, in a late-afternoon game that will have many men and women across the city suddenly not […]
“It’s gotten to the point we just answer 1967 to everything,” says Google Data Co-Ordinator For The Greater Canadian Region, eleven-year-old Tom Crews. “So yeah, there’s a lot of people out there […]
Despite the race still being more than nine months away, Vladimir Putin, president of what remains of the once-great USSR, today stated that he has decided to enter the Moscow Marathon in […]
Anticipating ‘Total Domination,’ the Canadian Olympic Committee today revealed that decades of lobbying have paid off, with the IOC finally recognizing what generations of Canucks have long known: ‘hunkering’ is a sport. […]
“No shit, those guys are still playing?” Was by far the most common response on the streets of Toronto this week when local residents were asked their feelings on the home team […]
Once again using his far-reaching pulpit as a premier Canadian pundit to amplify the voices of society’s least heard, on Friday Rex Murphy raised an important point in the ongoing debate about […]
The angry voices of millions of irate Americans, angered at having to face their personal biases and national moral failings on the weekend now, as well as during the week, have been […]
Saying they expect the majority of their fans and players will want to spend a significant portion of tomorrow’s pre-game in a kneeling position, the Cleveland Browns today announced that they intend […]
In an odd press conference following last night’s loss to the Baltimore Orioles, Blue Jays center fielder Kevin Pillar – best known for his complicated relationship with gravity and hurtful slurs – […]
A recent worldwide poll conducted by a worldwide polling company, has revealed 100% of white males who have never watched a boxing match – if you don’t count the Rocky movie franchise – are […]
